150+ Funny Snow Puns That Make You Laugh

It’s that time of year again when the temperature drops, the snow starts to fall, and everyone’s thoughts turn to the winter weather. Whether you love or hate the cold and snow, it’s hard to escape the winter blues. But don’t worry, we’ve got a solution to help lift your spirits: snow puns!

That’s right, we’ve compiled a list of the cutest and funniest snow puns to help you see the lighter side of the winter season. These punny sayings are perfect for social media captions, holiday cards, school bulletin boards, and more. So if you’re feeling a little down in the dumps, why not give these jokes a try?

From clever quips about snowmen and snowball fights, to silly jokes about frosty the snowman and icicles, there’s something for everyone in this list of winter puns. So bundle up, grab a hot cocoa, and get ready to laugh at the weather with these chilly one-liners.

And who knows, maybe with a little bit of humor and a positive attitude, you’ll start to see the beauty in the snow-covered landscape and the magic of the winter season. So go ahead, embrace the cold and let these snow puns bring a smile to your face.

Best Snow Puns

 

1. After all is sled and done, I still love winter.
2. After this, I’m sitting by the fire and enjoying the festivi-teas.
3. Believe me, the snowman doesn’t carrot all.
4. Check your elf before you wreck your elf.
5. Coming home after a snow day = the snuggle is real.
6. Dance with me like we’re at a snow-ball.
7. Don’t coat me on that.
8. Don’t flurry, be happy.
9. Enjoying a little frost-tea this morning.
10. Everyday I’m shovelin’.
11. Flake it ‘til you make it.
12. Forever melting for you.
13. Freeze the day.
14. Getting your pants wet is snow laughing matter.
15. Go with the snow.
16. I came, I thaw, I conquered.”
17. I love the snow… especially through a window, under a blanket, while
    drinking hot chocolate.
18. I’ll snow myself out.
19. I’m antisnowsocial in the winter.
20. Ice to meet you, Snowman.
21. If snowflakes were kisses, I’d send you a blizzard.
22. If you are praying for a blizzard, please go to Dairy Queen.
23. I’m s-mitten with you.
24. It was love at frost sight.
25. It was mitten in the stars.
26. It’s a winter-ful life.
27. It’s snow joke outside!
28. It’s snow time!
29. It’s always snow much fun when I’m with you.
30. It’s snow secret, our squad is brr-illliant.
31. I’ve fallen for you, so I guess I’ll make a snow angel while I’m down here.
32. Just like a snowflake, you are one of a kind.
33. License to chill.
34. My favorite kind of snow is Jon Snow.
35. OK, icy what you did there.
36. People always stare at the snowman’s nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
37. Say it ain’t snow!
38. Sippin’ hot tea with my hottie.
39. Snow happens whether you like it or not.
40. Snow happy to see you.
41. Snow laughing matter.
42. Snow my goodness I am snow happy!
43. Snow place like home.
44. So, Frosty… water you up to in the spring?
45. TFW you’ve got snow way out.
46. The best things in life are freeze.
47. There’s *snow* place like home sweet home.
48. There’s no business like snow business.
49. There’s snow one like you.
50. There’s snow way I am leaving the house today.
51. There’s a whole lot of glove here.
52. Time waits for snowmen.
53. What time is it? It’s snow-time!
54. When it snows you have two choices; shovel or make snow angels.
55. You are the coolest person I snow.
56. You know I love you [snowflake emoji] much.
57. You mean snow much to me.

Snow Puns About Love

1. Ain’t snow woman like the one I got.
2. Heart and Solstice… I fell in glove with you.
3. I glove you very much.
4. I love you snow much.
5. I love you, snow matter what you do.
6. I love you, snow matter what.
7. I only have ice for you.
8. I’m s-mitten with you.
9. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
10. Just like a snowflake, you are one of a kind.
11. Love at frost sight!
12. So ice to meet you.
13. We go together like winter and a sweaters.
14. You can’t flurry, love.
15. You mean snow much to be.
16. You’re snow cute!

Snow Puns for Dogs

1. Dachshund through the snow
2. Not SNOW fast!
3. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
4. There is snow better game than fetch.
5. Up to snow good.
6. What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle
7. What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy!
8. You snow what? I woof you!

Silly Ski Puns

1. Actions speak powder than words
2. Alpine for you when you are gone skiing.
3. Going skiing was an easy decision, it really was a snow brainer.
4. I’m sick of winter – consider this a cry for Alp!
5. Skiing is believing
6. The best thing to do after a morning of skiing is avalanche in a nice café.
7. The ski’s the limit!
8. There was an avalanche this morning, I think I heard a cry for Alp
   coming from the ski slopes.
9. This ski trip started off good, but it’s all gone downhill….
10. Tis the ski-son to be jolly!
11. With great powder comes great responsibility

Snow Puns for Instagram

1. Baby, it’s cold outside.
2. Best in snow
3. Can you speed it up? I’m in a flurry.
4. Cold hands, warm hearts.
5. Cozy Season
6. Do you want to build a snowman?
7. Don’t flurry, be happy.
8. Every day I’m shovelin’.
9. Frost come, frost served.
10. Go with the snow
11. How rude-olf of you.
12. I came, I thawed, and I conquered.
13. I have no snow-how on cleaning the driveway.
14. I need to parka my car, but there’s too much snow!
15. Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.
16. Powder to the people.
17. Say it ain’t snow
18. Show some elf respect.
19. Sleigh queen, sleigh.
20. Snow gal left behind.
21. Snow place like home.
22. Snow what?
23. Snow where else I’d rather be.
24. Snowman is an island
25. Snuggling to get through these winter days.
26. Some people are worth melting for.
27. Sweater weather!
28. That’s snow way to treat a lady.
29. The snowman makes his bed every morning with sheets of ice and
    blankets of snow.
30. There’s snow way out of winter.
31. These memories mean snow much to me.
32. This weather is snow joke.
33. This winter is snow joke
34. To boldly go where snowman has gone before
35. Toes are cold.
36. Wake me up when it’s summer.
37. We glove a snow pic.
38. With great powder comes great responsibility.
39. You can’t flurry love, no, you just have to wait
40. You don’t know what’s at flake here.
41. You snow it to yourself to make the best of winter!
42. You snow the drill.

Snow Jokes

1. How did Olaf ask the waiter for his check after dinner?Do you wanna bill a snowman?
2. How did one snowflake ask another for a date?Water you doing tonite?
3. How do you scare a snowman?Buy a hair dryer.
4. How does a penguin build a house?Igloos it together.
5. How does a Snowman get to work?By icicle.
6. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow cold out here!
7. What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?A cold.
8. What did the snowman order at the restaurant? Chilli.
9. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?A Frosty.
10. What did the snowman’s wife place over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile.
11. What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter?Long time snow see!
12. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?Frosted Flakes and Ice Crispies.
13. What do snowmen like to eat for lunch?Chilly dogs!
14. What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps.
15. What do you call a smart snowman?Brrrr-liant.
16. What do you call a snowman in the summer?Puddle.
17. What do you call a snowman with a sixpack? Abdominal snowman.
18. What do you call an Eskimo cow?An eskimoo!
19. What do you call an old snowman?Water.
20. What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
21. What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?Polaroids (Hemorrhoids – yeah it’s a cold stretch)
22. What do you get when a snowman vampire attacks you?Frostbite.
23. What do you get when you cross a bee and a lizard?A blizzard!
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
25. What does a snowman do when he’s mad? Gives a cold shoulder.
26. What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes and ice crispies.
27. What does Jack Frost say when the first flakes of winter start to fall?It’s snow time!
28. What does Olaf The Snowman like to drink for breakfast?>Frost-tea
29. What is a snowman’s favorite dish?Iceberg salad.
30. What is a snowman’s favorite drink?A slushy
31. What is Frosty’s the Snowman’s favorite hot dog condiment?Chilly sauce.
32. What is Spiderman’s name in the winter?Peter Parka.
33. What kind of money is used in the North Pole?Cold hard cash.
34. What sandwich does a snowman avoid?A melt.
35. What’s a snowman’s favorite meal?Brrgers.
36. What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of school? Snow and Tell.
37. Where did the snowman keep all of his money? In a snow bank.
38. Where do snowmen get the weather report? The Winter-net.
39. Why couldn’t snowmen play soccer?Because snowballs don’t bounce.
40. Why did Olaf sleep in the snow?He needed a powder nap.
41. Why did Olaf the snowman join the Star Trek crew?To boldly go where snowman has gone.
42. Why did Olaf the Snowman keep his guitar in the snow?He loved cool music.
43. Why did the snowman have to go to the dentist? To fix his frost bite.
44. Why did the snowman sit in the fridge?He wanted to chill.
45. Why didn’t the girl make feet for her snowman?Because there was already two feet of snow on the ground!
46. Why didn’t the other snowmen like Olaf?The thought he was a flake.
47. Why is Elsa not allowed to hold a snowblower?Because she’ll let it go!