106 Candy Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Are you ready for a sugar-coated adventure? If you have a sweet tooth and a penchant for puns, you’re in for a treat! We’ve gathered 106 candy puns that will have you giggling like a kid in a candy store. From chocolatey quips to fruity wordplay, these clever puns are sure to satisfy your cravings for humor. So, grab a candy bar and get ready to indulge in some sugary laughter!

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Chocolate Delights

Indulge in these cocoa-infused puns that will melt your heart.

  1. “Why did the chocolate bar go to school? To get a little ‘Smarty’!”
  2. “You’re so ‘sweet’ and ‘choco-late’ me with your love!”
  3. “I’m a chocoholic, but I’m willing to share my ‘choco-lit’ secrets with you!”
  4. “What do you call a nervous chocolate bar? A cocoa-wreck!”
  5. “If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that chocolate can always
    ‘melt’ away your worries.”
  6. “Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy? It had some serious ‘truffle’ in expressing its feelings!”
  7. “What did the chocolate say to its sweetheart? You make my heart ‘melt’!”
  8. “Why did the chocolate bar start an argument? It wanted to ‘stir’ things up!”
  9. “I’m not a ‘hershey’tant when it comes to chocolate – I’ll always say yes, ‘milk’ or dark!”
  10. “Chocolate is my go-to for any ’emergency’ – it can solve any ‘cocoa’ndrum!”
  11. “What did the chocolate bar say to the peanut butter cup? You’re my ‘nut-ty’ better half!”
  12. “Did you hear about the chocolate bar’s new job? It became a ‘candy-date’ for the position!”
  13. “Why did the chocolate chip cookie blush? Because it saw the brownies ‘fudg-ing’ around!”
  14. “Chocolate and I are ‘bar’ely apart – we’re a ‘matcha’ made in heaven!”
  15. “What did one chocolate bar say to the other at the party? ‘Let’s make this night ‘s’more’ fun!”
  16. “Why did the chocolate go to the gym? It wanted to ‘truffle’ its muscles!”
  17. “I tried to resist eating the whole chocolate bar, but it was just ‘tempta-shun’!”
  18. “What’s a chocolate’s favorite type of music? R’n’B – Rhythm and ‘Bars’!”
  19. “Why did the chocolate cake feel guilty? It had a ‘layer’ of indulgence!”
  20. “I asked the chocolate bar for its opinion, and it said, ‘I’m fully ‘choco-laded’ with ideas!'”
  21. “What’s a chocolate’s favorite accessory? A ‘cocoa’-brella for those rainy days!”
  22. “Why did the chocolate bar become a detective? It wanted to ‘unravel’ sweet mysteries!”
  23. “What did the chocolate bar say to the marshmallow? ‘You’re the ‘fluff’ to my chocolate!'”
  24. “I’m ‘choco-lucky’ to have you in my life – you’re the sweetest person I know!”
  25. “Why did the chocolate bar break up with the gummy bear? It couldn’t handle the ‘stick-y’ situation!”
  26. “When life gives you lemons, throw them away and grab a chocolate bar – it’s a much better ‘pick-me-up’!”

Fruity Wordplay

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These fruity puns are bursting with sweetness and laughter.

  1. Orange you glad I’m here?
  2. I find lemonade to be quite a-peeling.
  3. Life gave me lemons, so I made a sour face.
  4. Lime and time wait for no one.
  5. Citrus fruits have a zest for life!
  6. Let’s squeeze the day and make it grape!
  7. When in doubt, just add a squeeze of lemon.
  8. Orange you going to share your juice with me?
  9. I’m grapeful for the tangy sweetness of citrus fruits.
  10. You’re the zest thing that ever happened to me.
  11. You’re the berry best.
  12. The strawberry was sad because its friend was in a jam.
  13. You’re a straw-ng-berry.
  14. Strawberries are berry sweet.
  15. A flashing strawberry is a strobe-berry.
  16. The strawberry brought its guitar for a jam session.
  17. The strawberry had to go out with a peach because it couldn’t find a date.
  18. A lost strawberry is a stray-berry.
  19. Strawberries wear jammies to bed.
  20. I went to the market to buy strawberries, but they didn’t have any. It was
    such a fruitless trip.
  21. Always look on the bright cider life.
  22. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
  23. And they lived apple-y ever after.
  24. Apples have such great ap-peel.
  25. Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
  26. Have an apple-solutely wonderful day.
  27. Having some quali-tree time with my friends.
  28. Hey apple, way to grow!
  29. I apple-laud your efforts.
  30. I can peel you in my bones.
  31. Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?They get melancholy.
  32. Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?They have a strange smelon.
  33. Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?Rind of.
  34. Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?They always have seed money.
  35. Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?They’re always melon it over.
  36. Why did the watermelon go crazy?He lost his rind.
  37. Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?They’re seedy.
  38. Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?Now he’s a waterfelon.
  39. Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits?It was a
    slaughter melon.
  40. Why did one melon break up with the other melon?He didn’t know water problem was.

Chewy Delights

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Get your teeth into these chewy puns that will make you smile.

  1. “There are so many Reese’ons why you’re the best.”
  2. “I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.”
  3. “I can’t Reese’st you.”
  4. “Baby, you make my heart Starburst.”
  5. “You are the Kit Kat’s meow.”
  6. “You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart.”
  7. “You are my sweetie.”
  8. “I like the way you Rolo.”
  9. “You are Extra special.”
  10. “You might be going through a Sour Patch, but I know you will make it through.”
  11. “I miss you beary much.”
  12. “Thank you for your Tootsie Roll in my life.”
  13. “Starbursting to tell you, you’re amazing.”
  14. “You’re a superStar. I’m so thankful I could Burst.”
  15. “Thanks, that mint a lot to me.”
  16. “You are the brightest star in the Milky Way.”
  17. “Here’s a little encourage-mint.”
  18. “You bring me so much Almond Joy.”
  19. “All my Kisses are for you.”
  20. “Thanks for bean here with us.”

Candy Classics

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Enjoy these timeless puns that bring back childhood memories.

  1. “You’ll forever always without a doubt be my Sugar Daddy.”
  2. “I’m nuts about you.”
  3. “You Pop Rock my world.”
  4. “I hit the big PayDay with you.”
  5. “No Duds with you.”
  6. “Candy Worms, I’m hooked on you.”
  7. “Have I told you Reese-ently how much I appreciate you?”
  8. “Nothing can come be-Twix-t us.”
  9. “We are going to have a Jolly Rancher good time.”
  10. “No Snickers intended, you are the best.”
  11. “I candy anything I put my mind to.”
  12. “Don’t jump the gum.”
  13. “You candy cane do it.”
  14. “I knew you were truffle when you walked in.”
  15. “Sorry I’m choco-late.”
  16. “Wake me up before you cocoa.”
  17. “I get by with a Skittle help from my friends.”
  18. “I’m in a bit of a Crunch.”
  19. “I have a confection to make.”
  20. “I ap-peach-iate you.”

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What are some candy puns suitable for sharing with friends?

If you want to share a laugh with your friends, try these puns:
1. “What do you call a candy that can sing? A lollipopera!”
2. “Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!”
3. “What do you get when you cross a candy bar and a magician? A Snick-er-doodle!”

Are there any puns specifically for chocolate lovers?

Absolutely! Here are a few puns for chocolate enthusiasts:
1. “Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it knew how to bring the fudge!”
2. “What do you call a pile of kittens rolling in chocolate powder? Sweet meow-lange!”
3. “How does a chocolate bar wish you a good day? Have a ‘whaley’ great time!”

Can you share a pun related to gummy bears?

Certainly! Here’s one for gummy bear fans:
“Why did the gummy bear go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit jelly!”


Get ready to add some sweetness to your day with these 106 candy puns. From chocolate to gummy bears, these puns cover a wide range of confectionery delights. Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day or simply indulge in some wordplay, these puns are the perfect way to satisfy your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone. So, go ahead and share these delightful jokes with friends, and remember to keep smiling, one pun at a time!

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